Thursday, February 09, 2006

Craddocks Try To Out-Populate "Moderate" GOPers

Word has come to me from deep inside the Chris Craddock household that Katherine & Chris Craddock are having a baby boy. Word has also come to me, that Chris and Katherine plan to keep having children until they can out-populate that Michael Frey wing of the Sully GOP, and seize control of the party. I am 100% sure in the accuracy of the first rumor, but the second has not been confirmed.When it is confirmed, I will be sure to relay the confirmation. Lets all congratulate Chris and Katherine. Now the big question is-What will they name their child..... The best name choice WINS! But remember to be civil here guys..all uncivil names will be deleted.

19 Comments:

At 2/09/2006 08:06:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chris Craddock jr.

 
At 2/09/2006 08:06:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

gerald reese the second

 
At 2/09/2006 08:09:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enneting Wetha Pulsa

 
At 2/09/2006 08:10:00 PM, Blogger too conservative said...

How's this..

Sean Connaughton Craddock

 
At 2/09/2006 08:13:00 PM, Anonymous muslimrepublican said...

Osama bin Craddock

 
At 2/09/2006 08:29:00 PM, Blogger republitarian said...

How 'bout Pat Robertson Craddock?

 
At 2/09/2006 08:47:00 PM, Anonymous chris'blackfriend said...

Darell King Jackson

 
At 2/09/2006 08:56:00 PM, Anonymous chris'onlyblackfriend said...

Shaniqua Shabubu Craddock*For a Boy

 
At 2/09/2006 08:57:00 PM, Anonymous a black dude said...

Rayekwon Malik Shabazz

 
At 2/09/2006 08:58:00 PM, Blogger Willis said...

Anything with a Pulse Craddock

 
At 2/09/2006 09:08:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Orangejello Craddock

(or-anj-ello)

 
At 2/09/2006 09:28:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chris is old enough to have children?

 
At 2/09/2006 09:47:00 PM, Anonymous Not Jack Herrity said...

Vincent T. Craddock.

 
At 2/09/2006 10:03:00 PM, Blogger too conservative said...

NJH-

I would second that.

Since I know Chris reads blogs..he'll see this..

so chris..

I second that.

 
At 2/09/2006 10:36:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a very cruel blog. I sincerely hope Craddock is not reading this. I mean the guy said some horrible things, made terrible mistakes - the kind that undoubtedly cost him his political career, however short it was. But, come on, he's a young guy, having another baby, looking to the future, and now he gets kicked in the ribs by someone who is supposedly his friend? Explains a number of the reasons why I hate Republicans!

 
At 2/09/2006 10:42:00 PM, Anonymous Miss Conservative said...

Let's leave it to them, but the first name should be British or Welsh. Check this out:

http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~rain/

If you wanted to get cute, how about Braddock Craddock for a boy? Then the Craddocks could move to Braddock District.

Congratulations on Baby Craddock!

 
At 2/09/2006 10:47:00 PM, Blogger too conservative said...

anon-

Lighten Up.

You obviously don't know Chris or Katherine, so chill out, and sit back.

If they didn't find the name game entertaining, than it would be off the blog by now.

 
At 2/10/2006 12:29:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Too Conserative:

I have nothing against you!

However, Vincent does know Chris Craddock! He was on the Craddock campaign for months.

Also, he is one of the many people Craddock sends to meetings to spy on other memebers of his own party.

 
At 2/10/2006 02:04:00 PM, Anonymous Rtwng Extrmst said...

"Ronald Reagan Craddock": A serious entry.

BTW congrats to Chris and Katherine.

Also, glad you have a sense of humor TC. I think even Mike Frey would laugh at that one.

 

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